jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

I loved seeing The Fault In Our Stars tonight at the Fan Screening - the atmosphere was amazing! I would happily go and see it again when it’s officially released next week :D

I loved seeing The Fault In Our Stars tonight at the Fan Screening - the atmosphere was amazing! I would happily go and see it again when it’s officially released next week :D

Alex Drake | Season 1 of Ashes to Ashes

hillbillyinablimp:

4gifs:

When you’re not good with chopsticks. [video]

is this the same guy who

hillbillyinablimp:

4gifs:

When you’re not good with chopsticks. [video]

is this the same guy who

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I am 20 this year, I swear…

I am 20 this year, I swear…

somanythingstobeobsessedwith:

I don’t know whose face I’m enjoying more here

somanythingstobeobsessedwith:

I don’t know whose face I’m enjoying more here

ofpotterandwho:

Catherine Tate trying to guess David Tennant’s Harry Potter character (x